Reality TV Addiction

Hi my name is Dori and I am addicted to reality shows! Seriously I have a problem. Right now, my DVR is set up to record the following:
American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
Real Housewives of (you name it but OC and NYC are my favs!)
Deadliest Catch
Project Runway
The Fashion Show (the new Project Runway on Bravo)
Chopped
Top Chef Masters (starts tonight yippee)
Bachlorette
Next Food Network Star
Design Star
and there are probably more but I can't think of them at the moment!

So if I were to be on a reality show which one would I be??? Well I wish it was Top Chef or Project Runway but I am not a chef nor do I have any idea how to sew! I would love to do Amazing Race but my husband and I would kill each other so I would have to do it with my sisters (I am really bad with heights and there is no way I could eat horrible food so I probably should not sign up). Now I would do an HGTV make over show in a second!

I am not alone with this addiction, my husband Geoff is just as addicted as I am. He watches every singe one with me (minus the Bachlorette and Bachelor). Yes we named our youngest daughter Kenley after the crazy girl on Project Runway season 5 - we just really liked her name but she was not our favorite.

I also have a secret passion for teenager shows (Greek,Gossip Girl, 90210...), HGTV, and the Food Network. I honestly think that I would be a good home stager because of all the shows I have watched and my ability to tell people like it is even if it isn't very nice...

How do I have time to watch all these shows and still have a life? It is this amazing invention called the DVR! I can watch an insane amount of TV way more efficiently then regular tv. Without all the commercials and the "coming up next" previews, you can crank out an hour long show in 30 minutes. Impressive I know -- oh you said pathetic not impressive... yeah I know but it is an addiction I can't help it!